Ben Benton

A undiagnosed sensitive little man slut. Insecure and listens to men moaning music.

Ben Benton is a cunt who is obsessed with Pierce the veil.

by laqueffagatorade666 January 17, 2025

Bovril bingo wings

Beefy smelling saggy hairy armpits

“Oi love i’m not being funny but can you put away your Bovril bingo wings they fucking stink”

by Beau_the_smeg February 14, 2025

Tootsie roll bingo

Another term for anal sex

I'm headed to the club to play some tootsie roll bingo!

by Shiteshady February 27, 2017

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

Bury it like biltong

Leaving your problems behind by burying them.

That Guy: "I'm a walkatician. I hiked the AT, but something went wrong..."
Other guy: "Just leave that part out when you tell people the story of your epic adventures, bury it like biltong!"

by Jokeatician August 10, 2021

Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022