Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

Barbarrian Barrel

It rolls over and damages anything in its path, then breaks open and out pops a Barnbarian! How did he get inside?!

The barbarrian barrel is usually used to piss off people in clash of clans.

by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024

Barrel Ass

Typically anyone considered too obese to be cast as a contestant on Jeopardy!

"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."

by anonymous March 27, 2024

Triple Barrel

On the 4th of July, when you have intercourse while shooting a double barreled shot gun

"How was your 4th of July, Julie?"
"Pretty okay, I got triple barreled by this guy in my college dorm room with the lights out."

by Henrythe3rd1993 July 7, 2021

Barrel chested man and bulldogge

Joanne, i said dont look this up!

My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.

by RStantnick July 11, 2021