by Johs999 October 22, 2019

A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite
by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019

He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)
by BazzDaa June 1, 2020

The "Bailey's Bread" is a sacrificial soggy piece of bread and has been praised by all religions since 0 A.D
by Billybob69420 September 22, 2021

Bailey is a guy with a deadset fucking 10 inch cock and like pulls as many chicks as he wants but he chooses the best as he remains quite a classy individual. He has quite a nifty pair on him and he is just overall an absolute mother fucking G who is gonna pump everyones aunties.
by FondleMyBigRim July 17, 2020

by Chef de Clunge June 28, 2025

A small household project hauntingly unfinished for years, even decades. As with the problematic stairway finial in the Bailey household depicted in the film, It’s a Wonderful Life.
Clearly, his George Bailey's Finial, Dan should have cleaned out and organized that garage years ago.
by #RockYodaDoes February 5, 2024
