by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019
Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"
by Señor Chang December 01, 2013
by DonSlappy November 03, 2011
by ghetto_gunslinger May 26, 2010
A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.
While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.
by Jahollin July 02, 2015
I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.
All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.
All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode May 27, 2018
Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?
by camino83 November 23, 2013