Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

runs good

In a private purchase of a car, a way to say that the car looks like crap but still runs.

“It’s got rust but it sure runs good.”

by Nativebuckeye June 4, 2018

good do

A good do is a good job, or something that is funny or done well, it usually apples to an event or action.

That house party was a Good Do.

by RazLanners June 12, 2017

Good Quote

1. a repeated passage, phrase, etc. from a book, speech, or the like, as by way of authority, illustration, etc. in a manner that is either poignant or comical in a general or broad sense, i.e. applicable to most people
2. a citation offered or brought forward as evidence or support in a correct manner

—adj.
Quoteworthy

Every good quote seems to be from political leaders or comedians.

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying” is a good quote if I’ve ever hear one.

Not only is “It’s like the helicopter of love” not the best quote ever, most would agree it’s not even a good quote.

by Eyehem Wryght February 22, 2004

Mason gooding

A hot light man with muscles and big ass tiddies that I'd chew on for days he can rail me behind a food truck

Mason Gooding destroy this ussy

by Zackhhe April 25, 2022

Good Boyfriend

A good boyfriend who always tries to make his girlfriend feel loved, valued and respected.

A good boyfriend is not someone who intentionally ignores his girlfriends posts and instead likes every basic girls photos.

by Truth Bomb Provider June 23, 2019

good deegning

the term used for wishing someone a good day from the hours between 12am and 4am, especially on video games. it's combined the words degen (from degenerate) and good evening. It's pronounced "good dee-zheve-ning".

Good deegning, Brit! I see you're on the 1am grind as per usual?

by hollyshmmr January 29, 2021