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The Horny Burrito

the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!
by hornyasanything June 21, 2009
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burrowing skunk

Laying a fresh pile of shit on the floor and then stuffing your girls face in it (burrow) while in the doggie-style position and finishing with a hot load down her back (like a skunk's stripe).
by rile October 24, 2003
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ghetto burrito

Step 1 : Finely crush up a bag of Doritos.

Step 2 : Add hot sauce and vegetable oil and a few drops of water.

Step 3 : Roll up, and compress crushed contents in bag.

Step 4 : Remove and enjoy your ghetto burrito.
"Ma.. whats for lunch?"

"Go grab a bag of Doritos and make yourself a ghetto burrito"
by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009
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Digital Burrito

A joint with marijuana mixed with DMT
Person A) You tryin to go to outer space?

Person B)YEAH! lets smoke a digital burrito
by Tyler Kecinav April 9, 2011
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Senor my burrito is dieing

When you or a food item is dieing
I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!
by Mr. Senor November 10, 2010
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burro

Spanish for donkey but used in nothern Mexico as an allegory of women's genitals, may be because of some metaphore of mexican food "burritos"
Hey chica, I wanna eat your burro!
by Markito August 10, 2005
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Burris

A pangender-inclusive word used to describe a group of two or more people who may have varying genders, or whose genders may not be known at the time of use. The word rejects the false assumption of cisnormativity and prevents gender stereotyping in the idiomatically gender-biased English language.

Native or intoxicated Polish-American English speakers may interchangeably substitute the colloquial and gender-insensitive phrase "you guys" with the proper, gender-sensitive term "burris".
Gender-sensitive: "Hey burris, I'm going to drink heavily and throw axes tonight! I love Poland."
Colloquially: "Hey you guys, I'm going to drink heavily and throw axes tonight! I love Poland."
by BenShapiro June 23, 2018
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