A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
Get the Pig boardingmug. Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
Get the Shartcuterie boardmug. a table made out of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the feet/legs of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the pussy's to complete the pussy triangle, then the male comes and plays monopoly with his friends
by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
Get the pussy boardmug. by Aiviltovojw March 13, 2024
Get the Board of Directorsmug. by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019
Get the choice boardmug. by Albionest July 13, 2025
Get the Jet Washed the Soffit Boardsmug. 