Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.

I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Nigga biscuit

Burnt fuckin biscuit. Racial slur. Commonly used when referring to a person having little brains.

Get yo nigga biscuit ass in here. These nigga biscuits are that bad.

by Ndntrashtalk October 21, 2018

Cum Biscuit

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge

Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!

by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020

Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.

Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.

by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021