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Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020
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That awkward moment when

A meme-y phrase that was extremely popular back around 2012 due to its versatility. Modern usage is more or less the same, but it is now commonly replaced with the newer phrase "that feeling when".
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 28, 2020
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Awkward

When you are forced to sit opposite your co-worker who ghosted you on social media after almost dating you just because he is too much of a pussy to commit and none of your colleagues knowing wth is going on.
Avoiding eye contact with someone right in front of you is so awkward.
by Trööt April 4, 2020
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Awkward

Someone who is like rly strange but also nice
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.
I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.
by Lawgin February 13, 2021
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awkward bruh moment

Nicole: "Anyssa.... we're the only juniors at this sophomore kickback!"
Anyssa: "Erm *awkward pause* awkward bruh moment."
by nicolechirum March 2, 2021
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Awkward

Ells the awkward ginger virgin
by Ells is awkward March 23, 2021
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