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Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.
Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.
by B-rizzle March 14, 2019
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Six Strikes Copyright Alert System

When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.
Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.

Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.

Arthur: Why?

Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?
by Concerned User July 3, 2014
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Horny nigga alert

When the nigga "boy or girl" is super horny and it is cautious all you have to do is call out "HORNY NIGGAS ALERT" and know everyone that is around your area can stay safe from the horny zone
"Oh shit" says the nigga next to a horny nigga "HORNY NIGGA ALERT" says the nigga who wants everyone to be aware.
by Sugary Cookies March 1, 2021
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false advertising

when someone or something can be misleading in a certain situation
Moms pulls into McDonald's

Girl: Hey mom are we goin to eat here?

Mom: No I gotta use the bathroom

Girl: False advertising
by Boredingplainjane July 30, 2010
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Average Byler shipper

Dumbass on twitter that calls everyone homophobic just for not agreeing to "Byler".
Look, we all can agree that Will has some feelings for Mike but they're not reciprocated. I kinda dislike Mike and El because I feel they dont have any chemistry at all but I won't shipp Mike and Will because it sounds too impossible. Before you thinking im a homophobic, im gay and I don't need to shipp every male friends I see in a seriesss so stop branding everyone homophobic just bc they don't like the shipp, then they be bitching about why some ppl think lgbt is a toxic community.
Dumbass Average Byler Shipper Twitter Stan: OMG, MIKE JUST SAID THAT WILL IS THE BEST THING HAS HAPPENED TO HIM, THEY ARE DEFINITELY IN LOVEEE !!!
Normal person: Because they are best friends since like 6 years, stupid.
by DontAskMeThat September 19, 2022
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average bitch

by Shardzrlife July 9, 2016
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Average C

A name for a condom. There are other names such as : Psycho C, Crazy C, Used C, and others that have not been founded. This is a word used in street language also.
Person 1 : "Whoa he just ripped out Average C, he's throwing it at people he's so crazy.
Person 2 : "I hope he doesn't hit me with that.
by IICrimsonTearz May 5, 2010
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