usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006
Get the crazy ass stalker bitch mug.An adjective describing a relationship in which two close friends of the opposite sex are infinitely close to hooking up or having a formal relationship, but never quite do.
Derived from the mathematical concept of an asymptote, a curve coming infinitely close to a line, but never quite reaching it
Derived from the mathematical concept of an asymptote, a curve coming infinitely close to a line, but never quite reaching it
"Come on, I saw Kristie looking at you last night at the party. Tell me you two finally hooked up"
"Nah, it just didn't feel right. I'm starting to think that our relationship is doomed to be ass-symptotal."
"Nah, it just didn't feel right. I'm starting to think that our relationship is doomed to be ass-symptotal."
by Boris Arkadyevich January 11, 2009
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by scruffy mc brown brown July 28, 2009
Get the ass smouchie mug.When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.
Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.
by bauhauser December 3, 2010
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He is a man of man ass specks.
by Eddie Finklestien January 12, 2014
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