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crazy ass stalker bitch

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!
by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006
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Ass-symptotal

An adjective describing a relationship in which two close friends of the opposite sex are infinitely close to hooking up or having a formal relationship, but never quite do.

Derived from the mathematical concept of an asymptote, a curve coming infinitely close to a line, but never quite reaching it
"Come on, I saw Kristie looking at you last night at the party. Tell me you two finally hooked up"
"Nah, it just didn't feel right. I'm starting to think that our relationship is doomed to be ass-symptotal."
by Boris Arkadyevich January 11, 2009
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ass smouchie

placeing ur bare ass on a persons face while they sleep-MC
Dakota gave Ben an ass smouchie last nite
by scruffy mc brown brown July 28, 2009
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Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.
Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.
by bauhauser December 3, 2010
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Ass static

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting
Dude, was that ass static, or just bad reception?
by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012
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ass specks

A play on the word aspect. Its when you have explosive diarrhea and you get spatter specks on your ass.
He is a man of man ass specks.
by Eddie Finklestien January 12, 2014
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ass slurry

pouring corn starch/baby powder down your but crack to fix swamp ass
my ass is chaffing let go make spme ass slurry to fix it
by keepcookin2 April 20, 2014
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