Alexander Dumbass

The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco

Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"

by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022

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Alexander Sartorello

a very cool man, it's so cool to know him

im an Alexander Sartorello, i know right, so cool

by iuaisdoouaisiuoadsuiodaiuoadsu May 30, 2022

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the most amazing person you'll ever meet ! he lights up a room just by entering it! people look up to him his voice is angelic and he is so amazing! literally he makes me the happiest person in the world. you would be so lucky to come across someone like him. very cool rat. very nice friend. love him very much. uwu.

"damn alexander nigelpotatoe is a hot man"

by ell0isnt0peachy July 6, 2020

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Alexander

A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.

Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.

by Fab19 October 17, 2023

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Alexander

A really tall guy usually, also a playboy. Loves to date all kinds of different girls. You never know what could happen next with him. Loves to mess with your feelings, rarely swears but when they do you feel it.

Really alexander couldn't settle he had a girlfriend but soon he was onto the next one. Break ups or hurt don't come to him at all neither do feelings.

by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022

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