AIDS Fella

Some man who has AIDS

Aids Victim: I got a confession to make

Normal Bloke: What's that?

Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella

Normal Bloke: Are you positive?

Aids Victim: HIV positive

by manoguv December 28, 2007

Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.

Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.

by barfstormman December 30, 2010

AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

aidan gemme

smart, cute and generally an amazing boy.

well known for his role as Peter in Finding Neverland on Broadway and an original cast member.
He also played Michael Banks in Mary Poppins on Broadway from 2012 - 2013.
He voiced Babu in Treasure Buddies and he played the character, Mario in Deliver us from evil.

He also was the young British recruiter in Tomorrowland.

extra -
He was part of the cast of You're A Good Man Charlie Brown (off Broadway) playing Snoopy

Aidan Gemme, is a smart, cute and generally an amazing boy and actor

by the anonymous girl 02 June 13, 2017

Aidah

Aidah is a Kind, loving, sentimental girl. She takes pride in her work and is pretty self assured. She has a bad attitude/temper sometimes, but that doesn’t change a thing! She is beautiful and her good qualities are her hair, eyes, and personality!

Hey Aidah, how are you?

by Poofdoofoof October 29, 2018

Music aids

When an individual starts to sing, hum or whistle a tune uncontrollably due to being subconsciously influenced by hearing that tune sung, hummed or whistled by another individual or having heard the tune from the t.v. or radio.

In a classroom Mary starts to hum The white stripes' "Seven Nation Army" when she has stopped Billy, who is sitting across the room, continues on the tune unaware that he has just contracted music aids.

Mary may have infected the whole class!

by Haskins December 29, 2009

Gutter AIDS

The worst kind of AIDS. Often acquired from banging gutter sluts, and or dirty dwellings.

Dude 1: “If you don’t clean this kitchen we’re all going to get Gutter AIDS!”
Dude2: “Gutter AIDS aren’t real!”
Dude 1: “You bang that high school gutter slut you brought over here, then tell me it’s not real!”

by oncrack87 May 9, 2011