Not an addiction

Not an addiction is being falsely accused of being addicted to something. Remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

Person 1: You have an addiction
Person 2: it's not an addiction because remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

by hot chocolate lover June 02, 2019

Zyn Addict

Someone that begs for your fresh tinny of zynie

Elijah keeps begging for Marcus’s new tinny tin Zyn upper echocardiogram gum pilly for mathematic class , he’s begging a real Zyn addict

by tmac25 May 17, 2023

Jeffy's Gyatt Addiction

Jeffy wants to sniff booty it's the BEST SML episode!!

I love binge watching Jeffy's Gyatt Addiction!

by Stixele January 05, 2025

alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.

Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.

by TedPaul October 22, 2018

blanket addiction

Girl who wants to do a three ways with a couple under the blankets.

That little whore is tagged in my aunt and uncle. She’s got a blanket addiction.

by Achad February 20, 2024

Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...

Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

Second Course Addict

A guy who always goes after his best buddies exes.

Guy: Kelly just broke up with me.
Guy2: Aww dude, im sorry. Watch out for Chris, he's a total Second Course Addict.
Guy: He wouldn't do that to me, Im his best bud.
Guy2: I used to be his best bud too, til he did it to me and my entire group of friends.

by concierned citizen October 11, 2009