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bestie alyssa

a person who is an amazing bestie & hates everyone 🤞🏼
by bestiealyssa06 April 19, 2021
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Alyssa

a ginger....probably would kill me if we met
Is Alyssa watching Voltron still?

How's Alyssa?
by PINKISTHEBEST August 29, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a very shy but sweet girl
A alyssa is shy
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.
Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob
by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.
As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
by BobBuilds April 29, 2022
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alyssa kuchis

"hey do you know alyssa kuchis?"
"oh yeah! shes so swaggie and she knows how to dominate dick!!"
by ALyssa swaggie February 1, 2014
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