rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 03, 2013
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Rod Stewart

Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.
by goldengrey1776 December 13, 2021
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rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 03, 2017
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Knock the rod

They knocked the rod after the game.

Knock the rod means having sex
by FredLikesBread May 19, 2018
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Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.
Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod
by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024
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Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat
Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod
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slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it
by Gingerbearhairsasha August 02, 2017
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