Samuel

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

by JetJunkie June 4, 2024

Samuel

A fucking asshole he smells like shit games is all he does

SAMUEL STOP PLAYING!

by 0093S2OHJ March 30, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a little person with a big Dick as his Third leg

Hello Samuel how are you im fine

I have three legs

by Knes December 11, 2016

samuel james stuart

samuel is just a wonderfull person he is attractive that when ever woman walks parst the cum

omg samuel james stuart walked past me today and he is so wonderfull and attractive i came

by wicked man12345 May 4, 2022

Samuel

A fucking loser who has no game what do ever. A beta who is very feminine.

Henry: Hey you know that kid name samuel?
David: Yeah! the fucking feminine beta??

by okay okay i June 9, 2022

Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024