Samuel

This savage motherfucker is roasting everything and everyone, you'll never get a break of being roasted.

He is a real meme god

I am so Samuel

by Saile23 December 21, 2018

Samuel

Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.

Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.

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Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.

After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.

by YourLondon June 22, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is the epitome of a steadfast companion, always standing by those he cherishes with unwavering loyalty. His innate ability to dissect challenges and find innovative solutions speaks volumes about his analytical prowess. But it's not just his cerebral skills that make him stand out; Samuel possesses a striking appearance that turns heads wherever he goes. Complementing his good looks is an equally captivating personality, radiating warmth and charisma that draws people to him effortlessly. Beyond all these qualities, having Samuel in one's life is truly a blessing. He's the kind of person whose presence not only comforts but also enriches, making every moment with him a cherished memory. In every sense, Samuel is a remarkable individual who would be a great addition to anyone's life.

Whenever I face a difficult situation, I always turn to Samuel for advice because he has an uncanny ability to see solutions that others might miss.

by He said she said September 1, 2023

samuels mamma

Samuels mamma is a Swedish word used to describe Samuel, or kareggans, mamma!

I had such an amazing 69 with samuels mamma yesterday!

by Unors August 14, 2017

Samuel Tilden

The man who won in 1876 really, but was stolen of a victory by the Electoral Commission.

I am sick and tired of Grant shills claiming His Fraudulency was elected democratically. Southern Tilden votes were thrown out by Grant and his cronies despite the Colorado state legislature having a faux majority, the rampant fraud in the South, and the obstructionism of Congress. Samuel Tilden stood up to President Grant and the Republicans punished him for it. This catastrophe could've been averted had we never entangled ourselves into slavery, which in the long term would have ensured a free and fair Tilden victory. It would've also ensured Al Gore his 2000 victory, as minority voters wouldn't have been disenfranchised in Florida. 124 years apart, and nearly the same circumstances.

by Rutherfraud Hayes March 16, 2025

Samuel

The name "Samuel" is something you name you're baby if you want him/she to be gay.

Samuel is so gay...

by Polonity October 14, 2021

Samuel

on the outside hes a big quirky caring teddy bear. but on the inside, hes this hellraised demon who will do anything to make your day the worst day of your life!

person 1: that guy seems like a real samuel.
person 2: it says in the book of everything; that you should stay atleast 10 feet away from samuel to live a happy and fulfilling life

by traktai April 21, 2019