Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.
Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”
by Linus Hanger August 26, 2011
Get the Conference footmug. Character in the Land Before Time movies who has a long neck so he can suck Duckie (the only dino in the land who was deaf, blind, mute, and retarded) off. Also, he tries to rape the 3 horn Sarah, but she retaliates with "Three horns don't play with long necks u weirdo!" NOTE: All 572952058237 of the Land Before Time videos are avalible at Costco's, otherwise known as my second home
"Hey Duckie, lemme get some lovin!! If we do anything stupid, you just treestar/starphish me and there won't be any more baby to worry about!
by Grampa, you get off my mountain you lil yak-shooti October 8, 2003
Get the Little Footmug. Craig, get you smelly, cheesy, son of a bitch of a foot out of my mouth mumbles natalie with a mouth full of foot
by craig June 23, 2004
Get the Foot Mouthmug. when your foot looks so much like a sweaty ass that people jerk off to you putting your toe jam all over it
by Malook the asian May 22, 2017
Get the foot pornmug. el-uh-fuhnts fuht
(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"
(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"
(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
1. "Last night I felt frisky, so I gave Cindy the elephant's foot. She was out for almost an hour!"
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
by ofggerrrt May 11, 2008
Get the elephant's footmug. McCloud: achh no Gareheart.
Gareheart: Whaaa is it mun.
McCloud: why ye stood in a pile a cow clap bonne.
Gareheart: oh no tha' jus' a wee pile er clap foot.
Gareheart: .... look 'e' yous foot mun.
McCloud... ayy i stood in a fookin'poop pile.
Gareheart: Whaaa is it mun.
McCloud: why ye stood in a pile a cow clap bonne.
Gareheart: oh no tha' jus' a wee pile er clap foot.
Gareheart: .... look 'e' yous foot mun.
McCloud... ayy i stood in a fookin'poop pile.
by Robert H March 22, 2006
Get the Clap footmug. when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud
I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.
by .:jaxXx July 11, 2009
Get the Foot in lardmug.