Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

Father

Someone I’ve never met.

“Hey my father was being so goofy today, I love him!” Athena said.

“I don’t have a father” said you.

by Fatherlessisnotp February 17, 2022

Father Style

A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.

Girl: "I can't believe Ron did Father Style with me. I haven't seen him since!"

by ZeiWasTaken May 12, 2022

A Father

What’s a father? I don’t know what one is.

Kid 1: Hey, kid 2 I bet ur father is horny!
Kid 2: I don’t have a father..
Kid 1: …

by Ur moms milk in my mouth October 14, 2022

Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".

by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

Father

The thing I don’t have

Why don’t I have a father

by Father_figuer1010 June 11, 2025

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material (semen).

My father is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023