A C-Hawk is a true champion who will come out victorious in his life no matter what.
How to become a C-Hawk in 8 easy steps:
1.Make basic grammatical distinctions. BEWARE. Your brain might melt from trying to grasp the enigmatic essence that differentiates the words ''your'' and ''you're''. How he does it, we'll never know.
2.Master the art of making one piss blood. To grasp this concept, a C-Hawk will become an apprentice at the most elite of learning facilities: Prison. Footlong criminal records are strongly recommended if you want to give YOUR glare that extra zing!
3.Manage at least 500 accounts online. This means NO FREE TIME. What girl is more important than trying to get your point across to a numskulled invertebrate? And sleep? Forget that shit. Sleep is for fags.
4. Know every word in the dictionary. Why demarcate your lexicon to a meager quantum fabricated of vacuous terms when you can excogitate the unmitigated meticulousness of a dictionary? Memorize it. Certainly don't pay attention during your school years, whatever you do.
5.Become a pimp! Start off by having flawless skin and a twelve pack. To attract the right women, you will need a sexy scent. Axe is so 2006. This year, it's all about the smell of sweat and blood! The chicks dig it.
6.Be born simply the best at everything you do. If you're a shitmunity dweller, you may not become a C-Hawk. However, you may become the fabric used to make his carpeting.
7.???
8.PROFIT!
How to become a C-Hawk in 8 easy steps:
1.Make basic grammatical distinctions. BEWARE. Your brain might melt from trying to grasp the enigmatic essence that differentiates the words ''your'' and ''you're''. How he does it, we'll never know.
2.Master the art of making one piss blood. To grasp this concept, a C-Hawk will become an apprentice at the most elite of learning facilities: Prison. Footlong criminal records are strongly recommended if you want to give YOUR glare that extra zing!
3.Manage at least 500 accounts online. This means NO FREE TIME. What girl is more important than trying to get your point across to a numskulled invertebrate? And sleep? Forget that shit. Sleep is for fags.
4. Know every word in the dictionary. Why demarcate your lexicon to a meager quantum fabricated of vacuous terms when you can excogitate the unmitigated meticulousness of a dictionary? Memorize it. Certainly don't pay attention during your school years, whatever you do.
5.Become a pimp! Start off by having flawless skin and a twelve pack. To attract the right women, you will need a sexy scent. Axe is so 2006. This year, it's all about the smell of sweat and blood! The chicks dig it.
6.Be born simply the best at everything you do. If you're a shitmunity dweller, you may not become a C-Hawk. However, you may become the fabric used to make his carpeting.
7.???
8.PROFIT!
C-Hawk could also be interpreted as PWN1N
by Justafan<3 January 23, 2011
Get the C-Hawkmug. Refers to the president as G-Dub
by Not a poser May 4, 2003
Get the C-Diddilymug. A musical related recording that is suitable for many purposes. Hence the full name, Tripple C: Cruising, Crapper, Chillin.
by Dr. Get Some December 16, 2010
Get the Trip Cmug. A beautiful amazing wonderful friend. She always helps you when you're sad, and even if you can't see her atm. Even if you're separated by stupid idiotic borders, your friendship will always last. She's an AMAZING artist that you would be amazed to see any of her paintings, drawings, etc.
Ava: Have you met Miryam C?
Hannah: YES! She's so nice! She's also a really good artist!
Ava: Lol yep.
Hannah: YES! She's so nice! She's also a really good artist!
Ava: Lol yep.
by Something Wild... March 8, 2021
Get the Miryam Cmug. by Levi Morris June 24, 2006
Get the C majormug. An example of someone speaking in c-bonics "Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a "shit disturber" and what not. What could I say, except, "Sorry, EH!"
by Doobsie November 9, 2006
Get the c-bonicsmug. A Chicago based crew that has grown exponentially since it first began in 2007, because of its patented kushing technique. C-Squad is known for rollin deep, pongin hard, and kushin harder.
John- "eyy bro were you at that party last night?"
Jake- "yeah man haha you watch C-Squad roll in?"
John- "hell yeah! they roll deep as hell, you ever see them pong?"
Jake- "yeah dude I was there...you haven't seen shit until you've seen them kush"
Jake- "yeah man haha you watch C-Squad roll in?"
John- "hell yeah! they roll deep as hell, you ever see them pong?"
Jake- "yeah dude I was there...you haven't seen shit until you've seen them kush"
by 4N0N0M1573R September 22, 2009
Get the C-Squadmug.