Bed Intruder

Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.

Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?

Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.

Steven: they are really dumb.

Chad: for real.

by Leviathong November 28, 2021

ru bed

An incomplete autocorrect of "ruined" using ru--ed with two incomplete letters.

"It had ru bed my sleeping schedule."
"Ruined*"

by Rae Styles November 23, 2016

BED-HOPPING

SEXUAL AFFAIRS.

Justin was bed-hopping with his fans on his world tour.

by Sebastian Chasse March 11, 2018

bed ridden

the state of a man after being dismounted by his rapacious lover; being unable to leave bed after being sexually devoured.

Bo fell into a delirious, bed ridden state after Christina had slaked her considerable lust.

by madbrunette December 16, 2019

bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.

Denice finally found her a new bed log

by 515thebayou February 21, 2018

Bed-Lightning

The flashes of light that come from your partner's FitBit during love making.

"During sex last night, the bed-lightning coming from her FitBit was intense."

by jlwn111 November 9, 2016

Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010