don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017

Poke some Smot

To smoke some weed (A.K.A pot)
(Just switch the P and the Sm, of Poke and Smot)

Bro: Yo, you got some tree on you?
Me: Always Bro, What you tryna Poke some Smot?
Bro: I'm down. *grabs bong*

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

Poke

To beat up and rob somebody.

“I poked his ass and came up with a new iPhone”

by BakedNoBeans August 14, 2019

poke ya ya

A girls private part, aka, her pussy, love nest, her money maker

Hey honey , I know you got a super sweet poke ya ya

by anonymous December 21, 2021

scrotum poke

Rare scottish word meaning ball sack or bawbag this word is seldom used and when it is it is normally used in place of the afore mentioned bawbag to accentuate just how much of a fleshy sac of skin the person you are describing is. Can also be shortened to scrote poke

hes a total scrotum poke i shit you not

by fabiypt February 5, 2007

Demon Poke

Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.

Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.

by RonaldMcFondled April 27, 2021