jimmy jabs

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

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Jimmy Smitts

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.

1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."

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Jimmy Butler

Pro basketball player for the Miami Heat. Fucked over the T-Wolves. He was best on the Chicago Bulls. He has a lot of hair. He's my favorite player. He likes playing with Kyle Lowry' big fucking ass. Almost beat LenotbetterthanMJ in Mickey Mouses club house. He fucked Rachel Nicholes, she was horny as fuck. He has his own coffee brand.

Jimmy Butler

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