mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world

hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help

by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020

comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.

Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know

by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021

mommy tobin

A wild species of racoon mother specifically found in the African rain forest usually a single parent with more than 2 young. In most cases the children nor the mother survive the non-harsh environment.

Ts is a rare case of a surviving mommy Tobin

by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy November 14, 2025

Mommy

What you call your girlfriend or platonic bestfriend to flatter them.

Chris: Hey mommy. Emma: oh uh *intensely blushes*

by Monkeypoo356 August 27, 2022

main mommy

The person in charge

That person is the main mommy

by Freakychony February 22, 2021

mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh

Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.

by Catchris2 May 15, 2021