Smh my head

to express general dissatisfaction

My friend didn't show up to the function today, Smh my head.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

Turtle Head

when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.

“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”

by topchinaa August 3, 2019

Sugar head

A penis, not necessarily a big one, but one that feels so good, or a woman lives so much, that she stays attached and monogamous with a guy, even if he's a deadbeat, and a bum.

Jimmy must have a sugar head, for Brenda to still be with him. He's manegy & broke all of the time, but she wouldn't part with him for a sack of gold.

by HomerRodeheaver May 17, 2022

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

Metal head kiss

A Metal head kiss is when you and your partner stick both of your tongues out at the same time and make them touch, but only a touch, any longer is just an ordinary tongue kiss.

Dave:" I Metal head kissed sandra last night, weird feeling"
Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not"
Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"

by GHFDSNJFT January 11, 2020

Hidden valley head

Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.

“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”

by Bammy secca March 15, 2024