shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.

1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!

by infinitybinge November 22, 2018

You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!

Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.

Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

Baby J

A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.

Baby J thinks he is the shit.

by buf12390 December 13, 2021

Baby Sass

When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.

"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"

by jimmy buffetty September 27, 2009

Baby Greg

The Art Of Baby Gregging
When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you deliver an epic super man punch straight to the dome piece

Man 1:“Eli was talking mad shit last night and I just couldn’t stand it anymore…I had to Baby Greg him!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Gregged!”

by MiniGreg December 4, 2023

Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words

I am the mother of a puking baby

by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017

Baby bomber

An individual whom breaks into the disposal area of an abortion clinic with a suicide vest, rolls themselves into the midst of the remains and detonates their life in protest.

Did you hear about the baby bomber incident last week?

by Fuzzy Lips November 28, 2022