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DIRTY SIKHOA

A homosexual man named SikhoaUsed to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Sikhoa was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive. And when a guy takes a shit in another guy's mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he pukes it out for use as anal lube.
Tom: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like fudge.

DIRTY SIKHOA: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Jimmy the foreign exchange student gave me last night. Oral sex with Sikhoa is awesome bro, try it sometimes.
by SICKYLICKER July 5, 2009
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dirty popeye

the use of the rectum/anus as the chamber of a bong, wherein the practitioner looses control and ass-blasts "bong" water into the face of the recipient...specifically the eye...
The two girls were doing bong rips out of each other's asses and Hiroku couldn't hold it any longer and gave Suki a dirty popeye...they fell over, giggling, and then had a pillow fight...
by The Opster April 1, 2010
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Dirty kamel

the act of doing your laundry naked while using your privates as a clothesline
Dude I totally thought I was gonna run out of undies, but my mom totally pulled a dirty kamel and saved the day.

I thought it was a robber when I noticed the door kicked in, but it was just some perv doing a dirty kamel in my moms skivvies.

I used to like the coin laundry til the owner with the hairy downstairs started doing a dirty kamel on a regular basis
by Kamelicia March 22, 2010
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Dirty Crista

the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna Dirty Crista you!
by haigeegeefhasdoj January 16, 2011
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Dirty Smeagol

1) Someone or something that is ill, unwashed or generally in a bad condition.

2) An unsavoury character

3) Someone of unfortunate looks that is slightly odd
1) "I was disgusted by the dirty smeagol begging at my feet"

2) "That tramp is following me around like a fly around shit, what a dirty smeagol!"

3) "That dirty smeagul was dropped on his head at birth and has 6 fingers"
by Jimlad86 July 8, 2010
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Dirty Gumby

When you blow your nose in a chick's twat, later proceeding to eat it out of her.
I ran out of tissues so I gave my girl a Dirty Gumby
by Poopy Fluffy Butt May 24, 2010
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dirty place

1. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
2. Anus
3. Asshole
Some girls like it when I use my pinky to "shock" thier dirty place.
by 865251 January 13, 2006
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