the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.

He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

peace cape

the act of cumming on to your partners back.
reason for the name: cum is white and white is the sign for peace. and when you ejaculate on to your partner back, like a cape.

i gave that chick and hug peace cape the other night

by creative thinker May 18, 2011

Cottonelle Caper

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.

The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011

henry caparroso

this is the best man to be friends with he is realy cool he likes to mess around with friends. he also likes girls alot he is the best wingman you can ever have nothing goes wrong when you are with him.

henry caparroso is a mucision

by spiderhrc July 28, 2011

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

lock caps

that annyoing moment when you are gonna do a capital letter at the beginning of a word but instead you but a lower case letter at the beginning of the word and do the rest as upper case

bEATLES
fISHERMEN
sEAMAN
sUPERMAN
lock caps

by Line Infantry October 18, 2012