baby bouillon

Ejaculate, cum, penis spritzer

I’ve been cooking’ this baby bouillon all night, baby. Open up.

by DropDead GOREgeous April 18, 2021

Flag

Get the baby bouillon mug.

Babies

-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents

Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*

by -What in the May 26, 2024

Flag

Get the Babies mug.

Boomer baby

Boomer baby, as opposed to baby boomer, is a bottle-feeding Gen Z child born in a day and age where 'only 90's kids would remember' memes are trending.

The boomer baby can be spotted wearing a soaked diaper in a room full of World War veterans, trying desperately hard to fit in.

Hey Chad, check out the air pods on that boomer baby

by Manxx D May 29, 2020

Flag

Get the Boomer baby mug.

scrunch baby

absolutely piss puss bitch
usually used in league of legends to categorize trash players

you are so fucking trash you scrunch baby dyslexic cunt

by creditonalsz February 12, 2021

Flag

Get the scrunch baby mug.

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

Flag