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Russian Ditch Sex

When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)
The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex
by BallLicker27 January 7, 2017
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Retarded sex movement

A movement that seeks to help retarded people have sex.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.
He's in the retarded sex movement.
by Judge dredd7 October 10, 2011
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Cheeky bum sex

U already no lmao shove the peniz in the buttewhoel lets fuckin gooooooo
by Carbohydrate_caretaker February 24, 2019
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Bloody Mary Sex

An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.

Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.

Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.

Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.
Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"

Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"
by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010
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Yankee sex tourist

This is a lady from the North who come to Carolina with the intent of providing homilies and mercy sex to the native guys.
"If I can't hook up with a Sistah, I sure can find a Yankee sex tourist and work that Ole Black Magic on them. But mostly they just lie there."
by Sinner Bob January 26, 2006
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Public oral sex

Oral sex you have in public which is the right of every human on the planet. Some believe that it is no worse than breast feading in public.
by Deep blue 2012 March 8, 2010
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furious bunny sex

Extremely spirited sexual intercourse, usually used in reference to male homosexual sex.
No furious bunny sex tonight, my freaking spine will snap.
by Jack April 2, 2004
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