Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

Farticles

The particles left when you fart while sitting.

"As she sat in the chair, the farticles began to flow through the air."

by Farticlegirl August 1, 2018

Fartgot

When you fart then forget about it, then you wonder what that horrible fucking smell is.

What’s that horrible fucking smell?! Oh yea I fartgot.

by godsfuckbuddy September 24, 2018

Fartcrap

Bit like a shart, but more solid.

New pants please, there's been a fartcrap.

by Stewbacca September 29, 2018

Fartman

a stupid junior in your science class that plays mario cart with you and brings gameboys to class

Fartman, shut up you nerd. You are such an idiot Fartman.

by BigBoySteve69 October 3, 2018

Farticles

Noun - A minute portion of poo matter.
Released with ass gasses these small poo particles contaminate the atmosphere. Entraping these in someone’s pillow may result in Pink Eye.

Matt: *Farts*
Laura: “Stop releasing farticles!”

by Professor Penguin August 5, 2018

fartchop

1) (verb) the slapping of buttcheeks during the course of a large deep fart particularly from an overweight person.

2) (noun) an overweight female tiny persondwarf.

Lisa had to change, she got a little splatter in her underwear from her fartchop.

Lou has strange taste in women, he only dates fartchops.

by Fartchopper August 19, 2018