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One-up

To like sb's comment on a social networking site such as Facebook.
"People constantly seek attention and validation through one-upping people's comments"
by MFRO June 19, 2017
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
by Chris Memes January 15, 2009
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Ons

On Satan. Instead of saying On god you say On satan.
Me: "Yo her ass thick asf"
Bro: "Ons bro"
by Alissa Sham April 9, 2021
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The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.
I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021
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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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One bean banjo

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.
by Old_Salty June 6, 2021
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