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heads on sight

Anytime. Anyplace i see you were gonna fight
by Cassandra gomez June 18, 2018
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Whack Headed

"That Bitches Head wuz whack headed"
by Rome Rizzle May 29, 2003
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asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
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Fat head

A fat head is a person usually having a head the size of a fucking water melon and is also a dumb cunt also used as an insult calling someone thick in the header
Person 1: shut up fat head

Person 2: don’t call me a fat head you fat head
by Steve cunttttt July 17, 2019
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The Walking Head

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)
James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
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Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.
The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.
by Lipton4 August 9, 2021
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PEZ Head

Persons who knowingly or unknowingly spout views based on the thoroughly debunked "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", an anti-Semitic pamphlet published around 1900. People who talk about globalists, cabals, shadowy bankers, "New World Order", etc. are citing absurd conspiracies about Jewish people.
"9/11 was a false flag orchestrated by the globalists to start the New World Order!"

"Dude, there's literally zero evidence of that. Are you turning into a PEZ Head??"
"No, it's true, I heard it on Alex Jones' show!"
by NOLA Ally March 31, 2023
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