Dog

Dog. Literally just: Dog.

"Dog"

"Bro, what are you talking about..."

"Dog"

by ILYFIML :D January 11, 2022

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019

Supercharger dogging

When a Tesla fan boy goes up to other guys in their Teslas at the supercharger station and propositions them for a chat…

I went supercharger dogging last night and met a great guy with vinyl numberplates

by BigDogg23 November 25, 2022

Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

Dog

The best God damn animal there fricken is. Very affectionate and loves head pats, must feed treats

1: yo, i got a dog yesterday

2: for real? Im def coming over to see it later
1: alr, see you

by No.one.cares:) February 10, 2023

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

Torso Dogs

A synonym for one's limbs attached to their shoulder. This term (deriving from the recently synonymized word for foot, i.e. dog) is often used in a demeaning tone.

"Get those torso dogs working you filthy animal!"

by Moonn_stone June 26, 2022