dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.

"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"

by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020

Dog water

No PR, no earnings, no placements, box like a fish,

You got dog watered

by Fatalsalute December 23, 2020

Dirty O-dog

When a man with the biggest head in the west attempts to insert it into a womans vagina and having it violently rip open while his parents watch.

I saw the Craziest video last night Owen gave Simran the dirty O-dog last night

by It's ya boiii November 22, 2021

Nat dog

Someone that farts on me way too much

Jen: have you seen Nat dog? I want a word with him

Ellen: no, how come?

Jen: oh he just farted on me again

by Nathansbatch2003 November 22, 2021

Dog

Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(

me: OMG LOOK HOW HES SLEEPING
dog: bruh I didn’t even do anything

by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021

Marcus Dog

Doesn't pee
Physically incapable of peeing

Marcus dog did not pee on everything

by NOTKrissy November 21, 2021