Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

by Simmypoo December 26, 2024

Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Judy Robles And Terry Alan Crews Are A Porn Rorschach

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Judy Robles And Terry Alan Crews Are A Porn Rorschach

by Abreathofaversaillian March 2, 2025

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

A dude who Tries to spit game and horribly fails, An Unfunny guy, or Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means Matthew is a lame ass Mf

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

U get no huzz, Ur game is horrible and ur unfunny or ur Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means ur a lame ass MF

by Bruh224 March 4, 2025