don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 09, 2018

Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.

by X blade slim March 14, 2022

Oneli

A person that is very sexually frustrated that they are willing to anything anywhere.

I Oneli you in the temple

by Oneli November 23, 2021

one match wonder

The moment a person gets lucky in a fighting game, sometimes using bad techniques, and does not rematch their opponent

I hate one match wonders...they suck

by countchokcula November 22, 2022

not sure about that one chief

this is a saying used when one doesn’t agree with what someone else is saying.. hense the sarcasm in the word “chief”

person 1: “you think i’m hot, don’t you?”
person 2: “errr... not sure about that one chief”

by ilovesugardaddies19 December 07, 2020

Fat one 86

A greeting used during conversation with a Streamy.

“What’s up fat one 86?”

by MysticalGod January 02, 2022