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Downingtown East High School

Downingtown East High School is the superior school to Downingtown West. The schools were split in 2003 and East quickly became a better school. (More money, better sports teams, smarter students, etc.) West students will often say "The stadium is on West Campus though." This is true, however West was built first so it is there by default. Weed sales are through the roof at East, and one can probably witness a deal going down in any bathroom at any time (usually the one by the gyms).

The one biggest downside is the fact that 60% of all guys in the school believe that they are the best thing to ever happen to women everywhere. Usually these guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers or slides, high black socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black around the few black students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.

The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been several bomb threats, and the girls are more attractive than at West. West Girls are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls are as intelligent as they are attractive. East is better.
Downingtown East High School Conversation:

East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about East and saying how them having the stadium makes them better.

East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.

West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.

East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.
by DEHS Student April 9, 2013
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High Tide

When a (preferably hot) chick sits down on a bench, chair, etc. and her thong or g-string can be seen above the top of her jeans.
David: Woah, that chick has high tide.

Jeremy: Yeah, dude it's so freakin' hott.
by A. Hall March 11, 2009
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high and dry

When your mouth is dry when you are left "high" after smoking marijuana. Also known as cottonmouth.
"Hand me some water man"

"What, you "high and dry"
"Ya, I got cottonmouth like mutherfucker.
by high and dry October 29, 2010
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high maintenance

Most women are high maintenance. The term "high maintenance" usually refers to a very peculiar female individual that is extremely selfish and demands a constant stream of gifts and attention. Also prone to bitch and complain about your every action, thinks highly of herself, and will never issue an apology...unless she desperately wants something from you.
I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!
by Hanzo May 28, 2004
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Marist high school

Possibly the worst school on the face of the earth filled with a bunch of queers and girls most of the guys are bigger pussies thwn some of the girls. It's a good school to go to If your a girl but if your a guy and you go there you suck at life and no one likes you. All of there sports teams suck although they got lucky this year and made it into the playoffa for football. This school is the worst example of a south side side school there is
by Didneidhdhdhfdhdh May 8, 2009
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courtland high school

A high school with a concentration of gay people that rivals that of San Francisco. You think you have seen fags? You haven't seen the courtland kids. A party just isnt a party without one of the homos from courtland showing up with his collar popped and his penis ready for any male ass. Courtland can keep its queers to itself...stay out of the RHS events.
"Man there aren't enough fags here at riverbend, i want to go back to courtland"
by Riverbend March 24, 2005
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the hell hole full of crack heads, bitchy cheerleaders who should all die, and over all assholes. I hate mostly everyone in that school, and its a frigin prison. And I'm sick of the preppy people calling punks, goths, and skaters names, especially goths. Their not freaks. I hate that school with a passion. I wish it would burn down with the people I hate in it. The sad part is I still got 2 years left in that hell.
cheerleaders are stupid bitchy slutty whores who think their the best thing that walked the earth.
by 4646464646 May 5, 2005
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