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Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
mugGet the Pussy Turdmug.

Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.
Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021
mugGet the Pussy whackermug.

pussy

A definition that a person that will talk shit on internet and wont back up shit in person
Boy 1: Davin yo gf a bitch with her flat ass and I will beat tf out of your ugly ass
Boy 2: SAY IT IN PERSON PUSSY
next day at school

Boy 2: SAY IT PUSSY
Boy 1: No nigga im good
by SPANK IN THE BABY 445 December 17, 2020
mugGet the pussymug.

Pussy

A girl named museera who always wusses out of shit and is one thirsty hoe but we like her for some weird reason
What are u wearing tomorrow

Ah I ain’t coming

WHY U SUCH A PUSSY
by Kungfobitch November 27, 2019
mugGet the Pussymug.

pussy parole

When you want to get to know a lady at a bar, but her friend prevents you from doing so.
John: I met this girl Jane at the bar last night, but her friend cut me off and told me she was not interested.

Joseph: Damn, you got put on pussy parole.
by Enky April 6, 2024
mugGet the pussy parolemug.

overfill dah pussy

when he cums in your little pink pussy so much that it overfills/overflows and you feel pregnant with cum so you squirt it out aswell as your cum so its mixes and you moan so loud and gets daddy horny and he fills you again and again... and again...
so then you cant walk the next following week and you get preggo.
very realistic ik.
"Hey Linda wanna fuck?"
"Yeah why not Brian, overfill dah pussy"
by anonymous September 14, 2021
mugGet the overfill dah pussymug.

Pedestal pussy

A women with a bangin bod but shitty personality , so you prop her up and make her look good and Give her a luxurious lifestyle, so that slay banging cooch!!
Bro, That women is basically a pedestal pussy And ya might as well make it a mahogany and leather pedestal the way you spoil her!! It’s just a Cooch!!
by Depressed Schmeat Stick 8 September 8, 2020
mugGet the Pedestal pussymug.

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