captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads

All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head

by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020

Polar Bear Head

When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.

"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

by anon-for--kuato_lives February 23, 2014

Cider head

Someone who enjoys drinking hard ciders

Are you a cider head?

by DGreene84 May 14, 2023

fagget head

a person who resides in canton and has a little rat for a dog named Blueberry and who had red hair and is an absolute simp. smh

ben: let's all go drink some beers tonight
john: hell yeah, uber send it! wheres will?
andrew: hes being an absolute fagget head. says he has to go visit JMU for the 10th straight weekend
jake, jerry, and the boys collectively: simmppyyyyyy!

by NoSimpNation October 22, 2020

Poop head

Somebody who’s head is full of poop. The these people tend to have really big heads because the poop in their head clogs up their veins so their head swells because it’s not getting enough oxygen. Ex: Airwick

Man you’re such a poop head.

by chonkycat123 September 17, 2020

Head and Shoulders

The act of receiving a blow job whilst massaging the person’s shoulders

Last night Emily gave me Head and Shoulders

by Yaintfinnacap January 9, 2021

Unit Head

A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.

Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.

by BrainChange July 31, 2024