Dick Cheney

To make sure you never with a president.

The reason to not hunt quail while drinking.

"I certainly wouldn't want to hunt quail while drunk! I'd be a real Dick Cheney then!"

"Hey Look! Quail! Come on Dick, Don't point at me! Point at the Qua-", The words spoken by Harry Whittington before waking up in a hospital sometime later with pellet wounds to his face, neck and upper torso. Also had a minor, non-fatal heart attack due to this.

by Tab170 June 28, 2008

Dick Fudge

anal sexanusass fuckingshitpenispoopnoun. Shit resin left on your penis after having vigorous anal sex with someone. Shit stain on your penis.

Dude I fucked her so hard in the ass I pulled out with some major dick fudge!

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

Clown Dick

1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade

Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"

Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"

Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."

by A Wiener May 10, 2013

Porch Dick

It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.

Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!

by Xev Savage March 11, 2015

Dick Fit

Underwear or pants that are just large enough to fit your dick.

"eye, look at that boyo wearing dick fits, you can see his boner from here"

by AntonioThaGreasa April 10, 2015

Dick fish

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap

Lanny is a dick fish.

by Shogun123 October 2, 2015

Whiskey dick

When you're so shit faced & can fuck your girls pussy all night long but can't cum

Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish

by Fleeeeeleee October 11, 2015