A Barrell Full of Cock

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!

"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"

by Beaver Ray March 10, 2009

Big black throbbing cock

People would like it in their ass.

Yes daddy, put that big black throbbing cock in my ass.

Oh my god, Jamal has such a big black throbbing cock.

(ꈍoꈍ🌸)

by Jerome jamal jemarcus May 9, 2022

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standing through autumn

Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."

by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010

Work Cock

The practice of hiding or not hiding one's erection at their place of employment.

"I would have paid more attention to Rafe's presentation but I was distracted by his work cock." He shouldn't have worn flat front jeans today."

by KNME May 20, 2009

pop a cock

The act of putting a penis in a living thing's ass. Not to be confused with pop a cap. Usually performed by gay men for pleasure. This should not be used as an insult, for every person who just heard you say that will think you're a homo.

Example 1
Man 1: I'm going to pop a cock in yo ass.
Man 2: You're fuckin' gay dude.

Example 2
Man 1: I'm gonna pop a cock in yo ass.
Monkey: Dude that's still fucking gay.

by inventor of [pop a cock] August 3, 2004

cucumber cock

A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.

A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.

Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.

by Dexaw December 29, 2008

futa cock

When it looks like a women but it has a penis instead.

Wow, that futa cock looks delicious.

by Cosmic Empire February 10, 2018