Clunge Zombie

A term used to describe a male individual that is perpetually in a trance-like state, obessing only over the acquisition of intercourse with the opposite gender.
Alex: "4mo is a pretty big Clunge Zombie."
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"
by Troe April 19, 2010
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Zombie Lie

A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!

Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."
by Nascarking24 February 24, 2015
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Dick Zombie

Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.
Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 20, 2013
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Zombie Port

n. the portal at which the zombies in a game of Call of Duty Zombies appear
Dude you get that zombie port and I'll get this one!

Cover that zombie Port, i can see them from here!
by polobear321 January 11, 2011
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zombie outbreak

The tendency of the zombie horror subgenre to become remarkably popular approximately every twenty years, then fade away. Zombie outbreaks have been noted during the mid-eighties and the late zeroes.

So named because the fad behaves like a zombie horde, first appearing as a controlled instance, then escalating while no-one's looking and finally making the leap to the general populace with mass mainstream multimedia. Eventually the fad has no demographic left to consume, and rots away.
Yesterday Isaac spent the whole carpool ride telling me about his zombie apocalypse survival plan in detail. He's totally buying into the current zombie outbreak.

Zombieland, Plants vs. Zombies, The Walking Dead... I've had enough! I hope this zombie outbreak dies off soon.
by 11redred11 November 10, 2010
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Zombie-Armed

-Adjective

The recumbent but stiff-armed posture of a human being or animal who has been knocked unconscious so that their arms or forelegs are involuntarily protruding upward.
At UFC 6, Tank Abbott knocked out John Matua in such a way that Matua was zombie-armed.
by TheSpiteHouse October 30, 2010
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God-zombie

Jesus died, and then he came back as an all-powerful God-zombie
by Kenny Powers11 February 26, 2012
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