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fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.
"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."
by dkf June 5, 2009
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friend zone

The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.
boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone
by dat guy1 November 3, 2013
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friend with benefits

n: A friend in which you are allowed sexual activity but no true relationship is invovled. Not a girlfriend or boyfriend.
The benefit is purely sexual. Not to be tied with feelings.
by dwfirebolt99 June 3, 2004
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Emotional Friend

A person that you develop feelings for at work or other places. Often times your emotional friend will become a sexual relationship that you hide from your partner. Term is coined on the Howard Stern show.
Sals wife has an Emotional Friend that she has had sex with.
by Bigdogtrucker October 29, 2007
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shitty friend

A friend that is just all kinds of shit, in all kinds of ways.
Yeah, well you're just one big fuck of a shitty friend because...
by Mr1111 June 5, 2011
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Friend Scale

friend scale is

1-cant stand to see them
2-don't hate them just really don't care for them
3-same room but no conversation... See More
4-don't hate don't like just not a huge fan of them
5-there alright
6-hallway friends (you exchange hello small talk if in the same class or close space other that no communication)
7-group friend (you hang out in the same groups but never hung out with them in a one on one situation)
8-good friend (you hung out one on one but not often. there not your first choice to call to hang out when your bored by any means)
9-real good friend- (you hang out one on one even exchange some secrets but you cant really call them your best friend due to some personality traits or sometimes you go long times without talking or something along those lines)
10- best friend
person 1-you going to hang out with jason today
person 2-nope hes only a 7 on the friend scale maybe later when we play basketball.
by BIG YIANNI SMACK April 27, 2010
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crackhead friend

The crackhead friend is the most annoying, hyper, loud, funny, and caring friend in a group.
Random person: why is she always so hyper and loud
Friend in the group: because she’s the crackhead friend!!
by taytay7 December 7, 2019
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