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Sex and Weed

The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...
Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.
by Reggaetonist November 4, 2004
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weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008
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weed fairy

(n). 1. a legendary creature from 20th/21st Stoner folklore responsible for incidents of coincidental and/or
gratuitous procurements of marijuana
Becky smokes marijuana sparingly, but she frequently receives it as a gift from her drug dealing male friend who she has placed in the friend zone, which she subsequently shares with her friends; hence, she is the group's weed fairy.
by StevyNix June 3, 2013
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Weed Block

The act of someone, usually an innocent bystander, parking right next to you when you're waiting to buy weed, making it difficult for the deal to happen smoothly.
"There was only 2 parking spots left, so I took one, assuming Tony would park in the other, but we got weed blocked and had to walk across the parking lot with a QP"
by Newjackhustla June 24, 2009
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weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"
"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008
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booty weed

when you buy weed and barely get high off it. usually bought from mexicans
"that was some booty weed you bought off pablo"
by x7x2x7x July 9, 2009
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Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.
Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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