Sex and Weed

The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...

Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.

by Reggaetonist November 4, 2004

weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.

Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!

by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008

weed fairy

(n). 1. a legendary creature from 20th/21st Stoner folklore responsible for incidents of coincidental and/or
gratuitous procurements of marijuana

Becky smokes marijuana sparingly, but she frequently receives it as a gift from her drug dealing male friend who she has placed in the friend zone, which she subsequently shares with her friends; hence, she is the group's weed fairy.

by StevyNix June 3, 2013

Weed Block

The act of someone, usually an innocent bystander, parking right next to you when you're waiting to buy weed, making it difficult for the deal to happen smoothly.

"There was only 2 parking spots left, so I took one, assuming Tony would park in the other, but we got weed blocked and had to walk across the parking lot with a QP"

by Newjackhustla June 24, 2009

weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"

"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"

by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008

booty weed

when you buy weed and barely get high off it. usually bought from mexicans

"that was some booty weed you bought off pablo"

by x7x2x7x July 9, 2009

kurt weed

The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker

Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?

Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!

by frank1024793 March 19, 2012