The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...
Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.
by Reggaetonist November 4, 2004

by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008

(n). 1. a legendary creature from 20th/21st Stoner folklore responsible for incidents of coincidental and/or
gratuitous procurements of marijuana
gratuitous procurements of marijuana
Becky smokes marijuana sparingly, but she frequently receives it as a gift from her drug dealing male friend who she has placed in the friend zone, which she subsequently shares with her friends; hence, she is the group's weed fairy.
by StevyNix June 3, 2013

The act of someone, usually an innocent bystander, parking right next to you when you're waiting to buy weed, making it difficult for the deal to happen smoothly.
"There was only 2 parking spots left, so I took one, assuming Tony would park in the other, but we got weed blocked and had to walk across the parking lot with a QP"
by Newjackhustla June 24, 2009

"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"
"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"
"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"
"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008

by x7x2x7x July 9, 2009

The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker
Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?
Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!
Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!
by frank1024793 March 19, 2012
