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wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.
Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...
by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022
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lass wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool, of the female gender.
Zev is a lass wanker. Only lass wankers support United.
by NobodyLikesYanVed November 6, 2022
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academic wanker

An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.
Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."

Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"
by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022
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Erwin Wajer

Erwin Wajer is the one who has never been out there before. He is the infinite legend who never dies. Once you have seen him, even if it is less than a second. Once it looks like he is dying in your mind, he WILL come back, sooner or later. You will always stay in your mind.... and that doesn't have to be a good thing. Erwin Wajer will tell you the future but also the past. Once you find out Erwin Wajer is in your mind, he will manipulate you in getting tea. And, as you all know... When you are getting tea, you dissappear out of reality and go back in time, or to the future. Look at how long all of your teachers stay away when they are getting tea. So yesyes
Is that Erwin Wajer? 'Yes, he is... I can't say more'
by Benjamand January 18, 2023
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stanky wanker

When your British relative grows a tail and enjoys not flushing the damn commode.
My chap went to download the brown load and left me a stanky wanker on purpose!!
by anonymous May 27, 2023
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gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023
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Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
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