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Urban Dictionary

1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"

Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"

George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"
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by ayzo February 20, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A site used mainly by pre-pubescent delinquents living in their grandparents' basement to anonymously vent their racism, sexism and homophobia. 90% of the words defined on Urban Dictionary are either incorrectly defined, extremely vulgar, or, usually, nonexistent. Do not look up your name on this website if you'd like to preserve your innocence and/or sanity.
Kid: Hey, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.
by Donald Trump's Head Squirrel January 17, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A website initially created as a dictionary for slang especially online slang and meme culture, but has since deteriorated into a coping site for shitlibs.
Person 1: Hey bro, do you use Urban Dictionary.

Person 2: I like to go back every now and then but it's full of wokescolds virtue signaling about oppression.

Person 1: Where'd you see that?
by MrMan2022 June 5, 2022
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A place where all you'll find is made up sex moves, sex positions and anything to do with sex. And then all the other definitions no one reads.
Guy 1: Did you read urban dictionary last night?

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Your girl said you tried to pull a charizard last night...yeah.

Guy 2: ...shut up.
by Someone had to do it January 26, 2016
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Rejection detection crappy
by Dumbviper March 17, 2019
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Will only accept offensive definitions. Anything the slightest bit not offensive is out.
John: I am sorry that thing isn't racist, not acceptable. We are Urban Dictionary, Deal With IT
by nintendo fan March 18, 2015
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