Snail Trail

when a woman wearing no clothing slides along something that makes contact in the crotch region leaving behind a trail comprised by fluids of sorts

The stripper left a snail trail on my leg!

by Billithy August 16, 2008

Traig

a fetus white boy who all the girls love but on the inside is actually a jerk and plays you like a cello

"Omg everyone loves traig, but he isn't even real"

by Melaney the great January 24, 2015

trail blazer

A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene

That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

hiking the Appalachian Trail

To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).

To cheat on your wife.

"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."

by Palmetto Ghetto June 24, 2009

hiking the Appalachian trail

Spending time with your mistress.

"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."

by hayes6 June 24, 2009

Snail trail

Noun
The mucus left behind when you wipe your nose somewhere, i.e. your hand to remove snot from it.

Oh man, did you see the snail trail Retard Jake left on the back of the bus seat?

by CrazyGrape November 11, 2014

Tractor Face

A person(usualy a male) Who has big lips, bad acne, and a chin like this;
\__/
hair that goes in front of eyes, covering the large forehead. (head shaped like a wierd puenut?

an ugly boy.

boy* HEYY SKIPPER
person* HEYY TRACTOR FACEE.

by muhahahahaah :) February 27, 2009