Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.

A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.

by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019

volvic touch

Great skill in the touching of the vulva.

In that moment, I knew she had the volvic touch.

by UnderPoweredService June 15, 2017

touch donw!!!

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!

"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"

by little lily November 11, 2003

no touch top

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.

Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.

by DaggerFort May 16, 2020