decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.

Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.

by BritEvans April 20, 2019

VN TOOL

Vn tool is for dirty low life infected scutts who think there good enough to represent or to be known as.

Guy: hey have you seen Vn johnny?

Girl:vn johnny, what a joke he had to take down his pic off Fb cause it wasn't even him, what a Vn tool

by Advise 36 April 16, 2020

Farming Tools

Another phrase referring to hoes.

It is the Farming Tools fault that they are gonna put a dress code on our school.

by Elitebini1010 February 27, 2020

tool mark

Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.

He's wearing white sunglasses...and she's pregnant. She is going to pop out a tool mark.

by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018

tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018

tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block

Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.

by bloodyoath August 29, 2021